Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Money talks

I'm in love with a billionaire. Not a millionaire. A billionaire.

He promised to buy off the Masai Mara from the government and make it home. So that I could enjoy the beautiful sunrise every morning. Fresh air. Cool breeze. Gazelles grazing yonder. Lions roar in the horizon. Champagne breakfast. Buttered toast and caviar. Lazy days in tight embrace. Relaxing massages.

He promised around-the-world-in-80days-trips. South Africa to Egypt. Dubai to Paris. The Alps to London. Holland to Hollywood. Canada to Brazil. Cuba to Australia.

..to be continued....

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